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If there is some truth to the rumor that search engines will rank my page higher if I have a bunch of words, then here they are:
kovoland, 98, kovo, kovaciny, invisible, invisible ink, virtual heaven, heaven, god, wels, holy, homework, humor, awards, toothpick, bethany, lutheran, BLC, MLC, dolphin safe, jonathan, jon, modified, advertising, web, website, pay, money, messageboard, links, biography, bio, faq, free, webtv, drugs, sex, warez, eye, medicine, etc.
And for those engines that are smart enough to ignore lists, here's a paragraph.
kovoland 98 written by Jon (Jonathan) Edward Kovaciny, also known as "kovo", contains many sometimes humorous things. It is the exclusive home of the Invisible Ink Page, God's House on the Web, or "Virtual Heaven". If you are from BLC (Bethany Lutheran College) or MLC (Martin Luther College) or any other university or school, you may appreciate the Homework Depot which we maintain. This website has received many false awards and honors, including one from the international toothpick foundation. It's even Dolphin Safe for friendly net surfing! If you would like, you can post your advertising and ads anywhere in KovoLand for negotiable pay rates and charges. It's a chance for webmasters to get a little extra exposure. We also have a links page with some quality sites listed. If you like, you can get a reciprocal link posted or check out the free for all links page. If you prefer, leave a message on our messageboard. Other things you can do include reading a sarcastic biography or our FAQ and IFAQ pages. This site does not contain any sex, or pornographic material, hard core or whatever, and should be suitable for any audience. Everything contained herein is legal to the best of the author's knowledge. No warez, pirated softward, dirty pictures, stolen music. Nothing. We do, however, shamelessly promote our site with search engines and in a number of services.